Erin and I came up with this and we're trying it out tonight on a bunch of episodes we taped earlier this week.
Drink one:
Every time a new commentator appears. Every time you see a Snapple commercial. Every time there's an overlaid animation or a cheesy sound effect. Every time they interview a person from the event they're talking about. Every time a celebrity who hasn't done anything recent is featured. Every time a cancelled show is featured.
Drink two:
Every time the Irish guy from Lord of the Rings sings something. Every time MC Hammer, Michael Bolton, Liz Phair, the Snapple lady or Jay and Silent Bob appear in regular segments. Every time Michael Ian Black insinuates homosexual activity. Every time you see concert footage. Every time you see TV news footage, magazine or newspaper clippings. Every time someone gets bleeped out. Every time Stuart Scott says "boo ya!" or utters some other bizarre exclamation.
Drink three:
Every time the Snapple Lady, Kevin Smith or Jason Mewes comments. Every time someone admits to not remembering/not liking something. Every time an animal/sport/other country is mentioned. Every time a band we like or movie we own is mentioned. Every time Hal Sparks acts extraordinarily gay. Every time a trend we bought into is featured.
